Sunday, January 10, 2016

Flesh for the Inferno (2015)


IMDb plot summary: At a local Catholic school, a priest bricks the nuns into the walls of the school's basement. Decades later, a neighborhood youth group has volunteered their afternoon to come clean up the school. However, the nuns return and hells follows.
Directed by Richard Griffin. Starring Anna Rizzo, Jamie Lyn Bagley, Monica Saviolakis, and Sean Leser.

Well, this is completely terrible. Not only is it a pretty unoriginal premise told badly, but somehow every single line manages to be said *wrong*, in a way that makes the entire movie unintentionally hilarious more than anything else. The movie does try to go for a few moments of dark humor, but these are also, of course, performed badly, and it doesn't end up doing the flick any favors in the long run.

1/2 star.

How it entered my Flickchart:
Flesh for the Inferno < Punch-Drunk Love
Flesh for the Inferno < Born Into Brothels
Flesh for the Inferno < Susannah of the Mounties
Flesh for the Inferno < Dinner at Eight
Flesh for the Inferno < Identity Thief
Flesh for the Inferno > The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?
Flesh for the Inferno < Scooby-Doo
Flesh for the Inferno > The Christmas Shoes
Flesh for the Inferno < The Land Before Time II: The Great Valley Adventure
Flesh for the Inferno < Monster-in-Law
Flesh for the Inferno < Cinderella II: Dreams Come True
Flesh for the Inferno < The Mask

Final spot: #2366 out of 2413.

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