IMDb plot summary: An oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists and teens converge on a Georgia forest where a huge black bear goes on a murderous rampage after unintentionally ingesting cocaine.
Directed by Elizabeth Banks. Stars Keri Russell, Alden Ehrenreich, and O'Shea Jackson Jr.
Cocaine Bear is a thriller/comedy about a drug dealer who accidentally loses a bunch of cocaine in the woods, only for a bear to consume it and go on a wild rampage. This is as silly as it sounds, and it's occasionally entertaining, but the joke only stretches so far. I appreciate the wide variety of talented comedians brought in to bring the story to life, and they do bring in some creativity. (Jesse Tyler Ferguson was an especially high point for me.) But I really think this would work better as a series of sketches on SNL or a short film on YouTube -- the jokes and the characters don't quite stretch to fill feature length, and I found myself anxious for the story to end long before the credits rolled around.
🎥 Cocaine Bear (2023)
📊 Ranked #2658/4318 on my Flickchart
🎯 Flickscore™: 42
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