Sunday, April 22, 2018

300 (2006)


IMDb plot summary: King Leonidas of Sparta and a force of 300 men fight the Persians at Thermopylae in 480 B.C.
Directed by Zack Snyder. Starring Gerard Butler, Lena Headey, Dominic West, and David Wenham.

This movie is so, so ridiculous. I was probably not supposed to be giggling as much as I did at the awful, cheesy dialogue, but every time these characters opened their mouths it was pretty hilarious. I'm a little bummed that the movie used its stunning cinematography and colors and framing just to show us a bunch of heads getting chopped off. It's a very beautiful-looking movie that is a boring story told strangely.

3 stars.

How it entered my Flickchart:
300 > Love is a Many-Splendored Thing
300 < The Front
300 < Men in Black
300 > Swing Time
300 < Full Metal Jacket
300 < Muppet Treasure Island
300 < Wild Heart Can't Be Broken
300 < Gold Diggers of 1933
300 > Seven Chances
300 > Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium
300 > Wild Zero

Final spot: #1200 out of 2765.

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