Monday, January 22, 2018

Lockdown (2000)


IMDb plot summary: Avery returns to college as a competitive swimmer after getting his life back on track. But his life takes another unexpected turn when he and his two friends are wrongly accused of murder and end up in prison.
Directed by John Luessenhop. Starring Richard T. Jones, Gabriel Casseus, De'aundre Bonds, and Master P.

Earlier in my movie challenge I watched another prison movie -- The Last Castle, which ended up being a surprisingly fun adventure of camaraderie, but this one just feels sort of hollow. Our main protagonist is so passive, but not for any deep-seated principles or interesting narrative reasons, and so it's really hard to care about him at all. We spend more time with other random people who, judging by how the plot plays out, really are meant to be side characters but are the only ones who get personality and agency. I suppose individual scenes in here are fine, but it just doesn't all hang together for me.

2 stars.

This title is not yet on Flickchart. I've added it to the database and will try to remember to update this page once it's been added and I can rank it.

Saturday, January 20, 2018

Trouble in Paradise (1932)



IMDb plot summary: A gentleman thief and a lady pickpocket join forces to con a beautiful perfume company owner. Romantic entanglements and jealousies confuse the scheme.
Directed by Ernst Lubitsch. Starring Miriam Hopkins, Kay Francis, Herbert Marshall, and Charles Ruggles.

This has a good concept and good individual moments but it somehow lacks the connective tissue to tie it all together for me to really love it. Still charming enough that I bet it'll do OK.

3 stars.

How it entered my Flickchart:
Trouble in Paradise > Lovelace
Trouble in Paradise < Christmas in Connecticut
Trouble in Paradise < Intolerable Cruelty
Trouble in Paradise > A Night to Remember
Trouble in Paradise > Nothing in Common
Trouble in Paradise > Saving Private Ryan
Trouble in Paradise > Enemy of the State
Trouble in Paradise < The Woodsman
Trouble in Paradise < At First Sight
Trouble in Paradise < The Thin Man
Trouble in Paradise > The Player

Final spot: #1023 out of 2706.

I Saw the Devil (2010)


IMDb: A secret agent exacts revenge on a serial killer through a series of captures and releases.
Directed by Jee-woon Kim. Starring Byung-hun Lee, Min-sik Choi, Joon-hyeok Lee, and In-seo Kim.

This is a tough watch.

3.5 stars.

How it entered my Flickchart:
I Saw the Devil > Primal Fear
I Saw the Devil < Christmas in Connecticut
I Saw the Devil > Easy Virtue
I Saw the Devil < Barton Fink
I Saw the Devil > Fury
I Saw the Devil < Ninotchka
I Saw the Devil > Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
I Saw the Devil < The Terminal
I Saw the Devil > The Tree of Life
I Saw the Devil > Frances Ha

Final spot: #900 out of 2705.

The Iceman (2012)


IMDb plot summary: The story of Richard Kuklinski, the notorious contract killer and family man. When finally arrested in 1986, neither his wife nor daughters had any clue about his real profession.
Directed by Ariel Vromen. Starring Michael Shannon, Winona Ryder, Chris Evans, and Ray Liotta.

Michael Shannon is good as always, but like so many biopics, it feels more like a chronicling of individual unconnected events than an actual story arc.

2 stars.

How it entered my Flickchart:
The Iceman < Single White Female
The Iceman > House of Games
The Iceman > My Six Loves
The Iceman < The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, & the Wadrobe (1988)
The Iceman < Plan 9 from Outer Space
The Iceman > Destry Rides Again
The Iceman > The Baby-Sitters Club
The Iceman < Where Eagles Dare
The Iceman < The Game
The Iceman < Martha Marcy May Marlene
The Iceman < Miss Rose White
The Iceman > Chinatown

Final spot: #1625 out of 2704.

Saturday, January 13, 2018

Blood Simple. (1984)


IMDb plot summary: A rich but jealous man hires a private investigator to kill his cheating wife and her new man. But, when blood is involved, nothing is simple.
Directed by Joel and Ethan Coen. Starring John Getz, Frances McDormand, Dan Hedaya, and M. Emmet Walsh.

Folks, I have just found the only Coen movie I have ever loved. It's like... crime horror, which isn't really a genre, but it's absolutely what this is. On its surface it's post-noir, which I typically hate, but this movie has almost a palpable atmosphere of tension, helped largely by the use (or non-use) of the incredible score. But there are also so many brilliantly composed shots of characters just watching and listening, and they draw us in to watch and listen with them. This is kind of an amazing movie. Too bad it was all downhill from here. ;-)

4.5 stars.

How it entered my Flickchart:
Blood Simple > Jack Strong
Blood Simple > Christmas in Connecticut
Blood Simple > I've Loved You So Long
Blood Simple < A Night at the Opera
Blood Simple > Pirate Radio
Blood Simple < The Day the Earth Stood Still
Blood Simple < Shattered Glass
Blood Simple < Jurassic Park
Blood Simple < Lion
Blood Simple < Blue Jasmine
Blood Simple > Horrible Bosses

Final spot: #251 out of 2703.

Pokémon: The First Movie - Mewtwo Strikes Back (1998)


IMDb plot summary: Scientists genetically create a new Pokémon, Mewtwo, but the results are horrific and disastrous.
Directed by Kunihiko Yuyama and Michael Haigney. Starring Veronica Taylor, Jay Goede, Rachael Lillis, and Eric Stuart.

So this is most certainly a movie made for little kids who are already a fan of the games and TV show. A good chunk of this is just Pokemon running around using special attacks on each other and yelling their own names, and they definitely don't expect *anybody* to be watching this who isn't already familiar with it. We get zero exposition. I still have no idea who these random humans running around being maybe evil with their talking cat Pokemon even were. It's got a super simple and cheesy story arc (but somehow still a confusing one -- why do all the good guys get so sad that Pokemon are fighting each other when that's literally the entire point of the Pokemon franchise?).

That being said, there were a couple redeemable moments. Mewtwo's back story is a fun campy comic book supervillain level of cheese, and the scene where Pikachu attempts to bring Ash back to life is surprisingly moving (well, for a moment... then all the Pokemon started crying and I started laughing). Those few moments, though, are not enough to elevate this movie very far. I'm just totally the wrong audience for it.

1 star.

How it entered my Flickchart:
Pokemon: The First Movie < Single White Female
Pokemon: The First Movie < House of Games
Pokemon: The First Movie < 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (This movie is too low and needs to be reranked)
Pokemon: The First Movie > Around the World in 80 Days
Pokemon: The First Movie > Oklahoma! (1999)
Pokemon: The First Movie > The Good German
Pokemon: The First Movie < Napoleon
Pokemon: The First Movie > The Rules of the Game
Pokemon: The First Movie > Turner and Hooch
Pokemon: The First Movie < Reefer Madness (1936)

Final spot: #2391 out of 2702.

Thursday, January 11, 2018

Kung Fury (2015)


IMDb plot summary: In 1985, Kung Fury, the toughest martial artist cop in Miami, goes back in time to kill the worst criminal of all time - kung fuhrer Hitler.
Directed by David Sandberg. Starring David Sandberg, Jorma Taccone, Steven Chew, and Leopold Nilsson.

This is moderately entertaining but since it's only 30 minutes long it feels less like a movie and more like a too-long YouTube parody video. It's going to lose in my rankings to actual movies with full stories. The hacker is the best part.

2.5 stars.

How it entered my Flickchart:
Kung Fury < Single White Female
Kung Fury > House of Games
Kung Fury > ParaNorman
Kung Fury > Hysteria
Kung Fury < Frequency
Kung Fury > Max Dugan Returns
Kung Fury > Harry and the Hendersons
Kung Fury > Everyone Says I Love You
Kung Fury > Interstate 60
Kung Fury < Blow Out

Final spot: #1440 out of 2701.