La Moustache (2005)

IMDb plot summary: Mark is a middle-aged man who has spent most of his life with a mustache on his face. He suddenly decides to shave it.

Directed by Emmanuel Carrère. Stars Vincent Lindon, Emmanuelle Devos, and Mathieu Amalric.

La Moustache is a French film about a man who, on a whim, shaves his moustache. Then things start getting weird: his wife insists he never had a moustache, and other things about his life seem to be breaking with his known reality. I was kind of dreading this one, given my not-great relationship with both semi-surreal films and French film, but it won me over much more than I expected. The score, by Philip Glass, does a lot of the heavy lifting in connecting me with the film emotionally, particularly during one long mostly-wordless section where our main character basically tries to run away from the whole situation. While it could have been irritating that we never get an explanation as to what's actually happening to this character, it mostly worked and hit the emotional beats as we just see him figure out how to cope with it. Our main character's behavior is believable even when his circumstances are bonkers, so it's easy to follow along with him on that journey. It's an interesting and strange little film that captured me.

🎥 The Moustache (2005)

📊 Ranked #1075/4228 on my Flickchart

🎯 Flickscore™: 75

beat Eddington (#2130 → #2131)

beat Barbie (#1110 → #1111)

lost to The Big Sick (held at #595)

lost to Bodies Bodies Bodies (held at #853)

lost to Anna Karenina (held at #978)

lost to Wag the Dog (held at #1044)

beat Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (#1075 → #1076)

lost to Cannibal! The Musical (held at #1059)

lost to The Pirates of Penzance (held at #1067)

lost to Hot Millions (held at #1071)

lost to Shin Godzilla (held at #1073)

Obex (2025)

IMDb plot summary: Conor Marsh's secluded life is disrupted when he plays the OBEX game. His dog Sandy disappears, blurring reality and game. Conor enters the OBEX world to rescue Sandy, navigating its strange realms.

Directed by Albert Birney. Stars Albert Birney, Callie Hernandez, and Frank Mosley.

Obex is a strange little film about a very introverted man in the late 80s who is very into new tech. He gets the chance to try a new computer game called Obex, but it starts blurring the line between reality and fiction, and eventually captures his dog from the real world into the game world, and he has to go rescue him. The vibe of this is very much that one man and maybe his two buddies made a movie in their apartment and with a green screen, but it's definitely also part of the aesthetic, especially as we're also focusing on the late-80s tech and the pixelated computer screens. I appreciate I never knew where this movie was going. It managed to keep surprising me, but even more so as it got to the ending, which was an unexpectedly pleasant landing place. I left with very warm feelings toward it, which were not what I anticipated given the pretty terrifying moments of tension throughout so much of the film. A fascinating little movie that I'm very glad I got to see.

🎥 OBEX (2026)

📊 Ranked #1213/4227 on my Flickchart

🎯 Flickscore™: 71

beat Raising Arizona (#2130 → #2131)

lost to Barbie (held at #1110)

beat Backbeat (#1620 → #1621)

beat Corrina, Corrina (#1364 → #1365)

beat The Awful Truth (#1236 → #1237)

lost to Brazil (held at #1172)

lost to Come and See (held at #1205)

beat Auntie Mame (#1220 → #1221)

lost to The Last Seduction (held at #1212)

beat Hoodwinked! (#1216 → #1217)

beat Gone Girl (#1214 → #1215)

The Rock (1996)

IMDb plot summary: An FBI chemical weapons expert, and a former SAS soldier turned political prisoner, must break into Alcatraz prison when a rogue military group, led by a renegade general, take it over and threaten a nerve gas attack on San Francisco.

Directed by Michael Bay. Stars Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage, and Ed Harris.

The Rock is a Michael Bay film in which a U.S. military leader takes over Alcatraz with a threat to launch devastating bombs at the city if his demands are not met. An explosives expert, played by Nicolas Cage, and a convict who escaped from Alcatraz years ago, played by Sean Connery, must break back in and disarm the bombs before they're launched. The only Michael Bay movie I think I can say I actually enjoyed is Ambulance, and this movie adds another to the "meh" list for me. It's a good concept, and I love the motivation of the lead villain -- that's ripe for cinematic exploration -- but they get super lazy and just drop it when it gets inconvenient. Nicolas Cage is hamming it up, but very inconsistently, and Sean Connery is playing the whole thing pretty straight, and the combo is awkward. Overall pretty disappointing as an action film, although admittedly this is not a genre tailor-made for me to begin with

Had some difficulties saving my Flickchart full ranking, but it landed at 55% on my chart.

Bruno (2009)

IMDb plot summary: Flamboyant, gay Austrian Brüno looks for new fame in America.

Directed by Larry Charles. Stars Sacha Baron Cohen, Gustaf Hammarsten, and Clifford Bañagale.

Bruno is a film by Sacha Baron Cohen where, much like he did with Borat, he plays an outlandish character interacting with real people in the real world. Here, Bruno is a gay Austrian model determined to become famous, but his vapidness and aggressive sexual drive is at odds with most of the people he encounters. I enjoyed Borat and pieces of Sacha Baron Cohen's TV show that launched these characters, but this one just REALLY didn't work for me. While Borat was about discovering people's lines and boundaries around racism and misogyny, and exposing what they thought they'd do when it was a safe space, Bruno focuses far, far too often on the title character basically sexually harrassing or assaulting people around him, and that never makes me laugh, even if it's happening to quote-unquote "bad people." There are one or two good moments -- one series of interviews with actors parents that is equal parts hilarious and horrifying, and one interview with a conversion therapy pastor where his attempts to explain the concept to someone as unintelligent as Bruno forces him to say some of the quiet parts out loud. But much more of the movie just seeing how explicit Bruno can get with someone before they get angry, and in a #MeToo world that absolutely includes gay men as victims, the attempt at satire disappears. Definitely one of the weaker efforts from this creator.

🎥 Brüno (2009)

📊 Ranked #3507/4225 on my Flickchart

🎯 Flickscore™: 17

lost to The Internship (held at #2156)

lost to Dear Evan Hansen (held at #3205)

beat Monsieur Hulot's Holiday (#3716 → #3717)

lost to Magic in the Moonlight (held at #3461)

beat Atomic Blonde (#3589 → #3590)

beat Arlington Road (#3526 → #3527)

lost to Highlander (held at #3494)

beat The Words (#3510 → #3511)

lost to The Peanut Butter Falcon (held at #3502)

lost to Talk to Her (held at #3506)

beat The Color of Pomegranates (#3508 → #3509)

Sicario (2015)

IMDb plot summary: An FBI agent joins a covert DoD task force targeting a Mexican cartel. Operating outside legal boundaries with a CIA handler and a mysterious fixer, she discovers the mission's true purpose goes far beyond what she was told.

Directed by Denis Villeneuve. Stars Emily Blunt, Josh Brolin, and Benicio Del Toro.

Sicario is a Denis Villeneuve film starring Emily Blunt as an FBI agent who gets pulled into a mysterious operation involving Mexican drug cartels. She begins to suspect it's not quite on the up-and-up but wants to get to the bottom of it and continues getting in deeper. Sometimes Villeneuve works perfectly for me, but a lot of his more crime-centric ones fall a little flat, and that is definitely the case here. Maybe I'm too cynical these days to get out of these movies what I'm supposed to, but it seemed pretty obvious to me early on how shady everything was, and so Emily Blunt's character's disillusionment never quite landed for me. It doesn't help that Blunt feels particularly bland to me in action films, while she's very good in others -- here, she just seems to blend into the background, so the story of her realization doesn't land. This one is pretty well acclaimed, so there must be something about it that sets it apart from other similar crime films, but it wasn't evident to me.

🎥 Sicario (2015)

📊 Ranked #2188/4224 on my Flickchart

🎯 Flickscore™: 48

lost to Cropsey (held at #2155)

beat Dear Evan Hansen (#3204 → #3205)

beat Mystic River (#2673 → #2674)

beat Cambio de ruta (#2416 → #2417)

beat Cowboys & Aliens (#2284 → #2285)

beat Country Strong (#2219 → #2220)

lost to Bottle Shock (held at #2187)

beat The Wailing (#2203 → #2204)

beat The Worst Person in the World (#2195 → #2196)

beat The Good Dinosaur (#2191 → #2192)

beat Splash (#2189 → #2190)

Drunken Angel (1948)

IMDb plot summary: A drunken doctor with a hot temper and a violence-prone gangster with tuberculosis form a quicksilver bond.

Directed by Akira Kurosawa. Stars Takashi Shimura, Toshirō Mifune, and Reizaburō Yamamoto.

Drunken Angel is an early Akira Kurosawa film starring Takashi Shimura as an alcoholic doctor and Toshiro Mifune as the young reckless yakuza diagnosed with tuberculosis. The two form a begrudging bond as their self-destructive tendencies threaten to end them both. This definitely has a lot of Kurosawa hallmarks, including of course two of his favorite actors, and although it feels a little raw in its execution, overall it works very well. Our two leads are, unsurprisingly, extremely charismatic, and it's worth it just to watch the two of them go back and forth with their disparate worldviews. It definitely leans into an older style of acting, the kind I expect to see in a lot of older films, and one that is refreshingly absent in Kurosawa's later, more realism-based work. There are a few moments that are a little slower or more didactic than Kurosawa's later works, but it's still well worth a watch, especially if you're a fan of his to begin with.

🎥 Drunken Angel (1948)

📊 Ranked #579/4223 on my Flickchart

🎯 Flickscore™: 86

beat The Internship (#2155 → #2156)

beat Whip It (#1123 → #1124)

beat The Reader (#603 → #604)

lost to Deathtrap (held at #299)

lost to Rurouni Kenshin Part I: Origins (held at #463)

lost to The White Tiger (held at #536)

lost to Life After Beth (held at #570)

beat Weird: The Al Yankovic Story (#586 → #587)

lost to Being John Malkovich (held at #578)

beat The Kid Detective (#582 → #583)

beat Spotlight (#580 → #581)

Fyre (2019)

IMDb plot summary: An exclusive behind the scenes look at the infamous unraveling of the Fyre music festival.

Directed by Chris Smith.

Fyre is one of the two Fyre Festival documentaries released at the same time. This one was the one released on Netflix. I couldn't tell you anything about the other one or if this one is better than it. I do know the story it's telling is absolutely insane: a group of people who attempt to put on a giant music festival with zero preparation and no effort put into things as simple as ensuring that there were enough beds, or that people could get water. It's wild. Watching it made me extremely claustrophobic and frightened for the times that i have had to do administrative paperwork -- I'm pretty sure this is how this is going to go every time, because i don't trust myself with that, so I felt this anxiety watching it, thinking, "Oh no, what if I too was in charge of a music festival?" (Of course, the nice thing is that I don't ever have to be in charge of a music festival. The organizers should also have made that choice.) The actual festival itself is gone through very quickly and then almost blown past. We almost don't get an ending piece to it. We jump from first night, where people arrive and are getting angry, to suddenly everybody's home. The stories that are most compelling are those of the people who knew this was going to be a disaster and were trying to stop it, saying, "Hey, we've got to tell people the truth about this." It's an interesting story, and this film does a pretty good job telling it. I wish I knew a little bit more about the aftermath -- that gets overlooked a little bit in this story -- but still definitely an interesting film to watch, especially if you were there for the memes and always wondered how did this happen in the first place.

🎥 Fyre (2019)

📊 Ranked #2062/4222 on my Flickchart

🎯 Flickscore™: 51

beat VeggieTales: Sheerluck Holmes and the Golden Ruler (#2152 → #2153)

lost to Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (held at #1122)

lost to Kajaki (held at #1635)

lost to I Lost My Body (held at #1898)

lost to The Bishop's Wife (held at #2024)

beat Bonnie and Clyde (#2088 → #2089)

lost to The Last Castle (held at #2056)

beat America's Sweethearts (#2072 → #2073)

beat Disturbia (#2064 → #2065)

lost to EDtv (held at #2060)

beat Spy Game (#2062 → #2063)